the legend of Ron Burgundy
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Other: A dog gets kicked over the edge of a bridge.
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Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal."
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh. Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people. News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick! Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell?
Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..